President Bush Admits Being Addicted to Oil
Quaker State, 2nd largest producer of refined motor oil acknowledged that yes, President Bush is indeed addicted to it's Synthetic Blend 10-W-40 motor vehicle lubricant. Inside sources say that President Bush's longtime secret addiction cause...
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After the great storms of 2004 and 2005, which did so much damage to the Caribbean and to the United States of America, President George W Bush has declared war on Mother Nature.
Read full storyHumpty Dumpty Claims Compensation
Humpty Dumpty, a nursery rhyme character who fell off a wall, is to claim compensation over his literally "life-shattering" event - and will not settle until new wall safety laws are brought into action.
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