Tykes Hockey to Replace Next NHL Season
HOLLYWOOD, CA --- With the NHL Lockout continuing well into next season, hockey players as young as four years old are likely to find their way from local cable access channels to national television. That's what ESPN executives said after negoti...
Read full storySiebel Ready For The Big Time
In an exclusive interview granted to this reporter, Tom Siebel, shy and reclusive pint-sized chairman of Siebel Systems Inc, outlines his company’s history and hopes for the future. “We’re ready for the big time now” says Tom… The Customer Relationship Management software world was set alight recently by the news that Siebel 7.8 would soon be on general availability. This latest version o...
Read full storyWorld & Bush Demand Israel Withdraw From Syria NOW, Or Else
The United States is intensifying its demand that Israel completely withdraw its troops from Syria.
Read full storyDan Rather Joins Naked News Team
NEW YORK - CBS News anchorman Dan Rather will not go gently into that good night after his final broadcast. He will go naked instead. Rather, 73, announced this morning that he is joining the staff of Naked News, where he will serve as weatherman an...
Read full storyBig Bird Battered by Bullies
SESAME Street hero Big Bird has been forced into hiding after being attacked by anti-bird flu vigilantes, many terrified by the prospect of a global pandemic.
Read full storyItalian Agent Shot At US Military Checkpoint - Berlusconi Apologizes To Bush.
ROME -- In a dramatic turn around in the political world, CNN reports from Rome that Italian Premier Berlusconi has publically apologized to President Bush for the Italian Secret Service Operation that ended tragically at the US controlled military c...
Read full storyMaria Sharapova Tells All !
NEW YORK (AP) Publisher Alfred A. Knopf released the long anticipated book by Maria Sharapova. At a cabbage soup and Gatorade brunch, Mr. Knopf welcomed the triumphant Wimbledon tennis star Sharapova into the publishing world.
Read full storyDr Bob Dylan returns to scene of teenager's torment
When Bob Dylan steps up to the stage to accept his degree at St Andrews University, he'll be on tear-soaked ground that witnessed one of his most loyal defences.
Read full storyBush Explodes At Britney's Sex-Bomb Remark
C.I.A. officials were again facing ridicule after they arrested Britney Spears following remarks she allegedly made to security staff at J.F.K. Airport.
Read full storyKobe Bryant Dating Tips
EAGLE, COLORADO (AP) Kobe Bryant, in town to pay some fines for overdue books at the public library, spoke before a group of teens about dating. The 24-year-old Los Angeles Lakers star said, "How you behave when you're out on a date says a l...
Read full storyMel Gibson Shows No Mercy
Mel Gibson's father Hutton Gibson, after stating last week that he believed the Holocaust was "exaggerated" has gone one step farther. The sire of The Passion of Christ's producer now says that he believes World War II was exaggerated as well. " All...
Read full storyESA Finds Beagle - no, really this time!
European Space Agency HQ - Bad Kockupp, Germany. ESA official, Harry Cheeks has just made one of the strangest "Good News - Bad News" announcements in the history of space exploration.
Read full storyNew Specialty Hospitals Cater to Healthy Patients
Desperate to keep costs down and profits up, a new breed of specialty hospital that focuses on patients without medical needs is becoming more common across the country. So called "Health-Max" hospitals limit admissions to patients with no discernab...
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