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Chelsea's quest to sign the best personnel to occupy each position at the club continued yesterday with a proposed £50m swoop for Real Madrid's Spanish superstar Mariana Josemi. Chief executive of Chelsea, Peter Kenyon, yesterday admitted that the cl...
Read full storyBlack Helicopters and Trains Spotted Again
Washington DC -- In a rare question and answer news session that purportedly even included some actual, unpaid news media representatives, President Bush was asked about revelations by the Evangelical Christian Times that UN black helicopters and tra...
Read full storyDid Michael Jackson Tribe Molest Hobbit Tribe
WOLLONGONG, Australia - Recent scientific discoveries suggest that the Hobbit tribe, a one-metre-tall race of childlike people who lived on the Indonesian island of Flores between 13,000 and 18,000 years ago, were preyed upon and driven to extinction...
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