Thousands Of Birds Infected With Nasty Strain Of "Human Flu"
The international veterninary council has been placed on red alert after it was revealed thousands of birds in South East Asia have recently been infected with a virus known as Homo Sapian or "Human" flu. The flu has spread rapidly throughout Norther...
Read full storyNational Incentive Underway To Make April 15th April Fools Day!
A long discussed proposal to change the date of April Fools Day to April 15th became actual initiative today as papers were signed, hands were shaken, and fannies were patted all around at the offices of the Taxpayers Association in Largo, Florida.
Read full storyPrince Charles has Feeding Tube Removed
Prince Charles has had his feeding tube removed. The tube which was inserted soon after his birth was removed late last night after Law Lords ruled it "Constitutionally unsafe and morally wrong to take no action."...
Read full storyTerri Schiavo's Tragic Death
Tora Bora, Afghanistan - Terri Schiavo, the 41-year-old Florida woman who has been in a persistent vegetative state for the past 15 years, died today in these rugged mountains located in central Asia. Schiavo was an unexpected addition to a US speci...
Read full storySecret Labratory Found Beneath Famous Exhibit
Startling news from the British Museum of Artifact today; a screw labratory has been found beneath an unidentified bust that had been found on a podium when the museum opened 20 years ago.
Read full storyGlastonbury Faithful Await - Eavis Sure to Deliver
It won't only be those who love Jesus up bright and early this Sunday morning. Thousands of recreational drug devotees will join them in the hunt -- not to let the son of God the father into their hearts -- but to lay their hashish coated finger...
Read full storyFord Shocks the World
BERLIN - Fords are released for the first time in Germany. Many people are in shock, no not in surprise, they are shocked!...
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