
Poodle Brothers nominate Big Bad Wolf for top Bank job
Washington DC, USA Friday 18 March - (Mess Association) The White House confirmed today that President Bush has nominated Tony Blair's preferred candidate Paul Wolfowitz as the next CEO of the Bogota-based Riggs World Bank for Deconstruction...
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Fatal Car Switch Led to Diana Death - 3 Hour Journey After Tunnel Was Just Too Boring
Diana, Princess of Wales, had to switch cars after a crash at Pont d'Alma tunnel in the French capital in Paris in August 1997 when driven by chauffeur Henri Paul. Unfortunately, there was only a state of the art ultra high speed French Pa...
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Tories to Abolish Tax!
Shadow Chancellor, Oliver Letwin has responded to Gordon Brown's budget by announcing that a future Conservative government would completely abolish taxation.
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Porridge Surfing Revival
Porridge surfing, once the craze of the late 20's and 30's in Canada and mid-Western America, has started to make a modest comeback.
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Prostitution Awareness Week
Put your Daughters on the Game Week is celebrating its 11th Anniversary during the week commencing 7th March 2005 and will once again be rolled out across the country. During this week the organisers will proudly welcome predominantly girls,...
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Mario Clad?
Many people like me like a good game of mario. But things arn't that smooth anymore. Mario creators Nintendo have released over 100,000 exclusive "Super Mario Clad" Carts onto the shelves of american game stores everywhere. The name &q...
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Scott Peterson, Mark Hacking, OJ Simpson: "DON'T Do-it-Yourself!"
CHICAGO (AP) The spouse killing business is showing a profitable increase in the 2nd quarter. One anonymous hired wife killer told our reporter, "There are a lot of husbands out there that want to get rid of their wives. Usually it's all about sex, b...
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Gatorade Corporation to sue local soft drink manufacturer over trademark infringement
Spokesman calls rookie entrepreneur's concept "morally repulsive".
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