Satan Causes Chaos in Guildford
Ailing Pope John Paul the second caused considerable controversy and mild disruption at the Friars Shopping Centre today when he announced that Satan was amongst us. The hoarse pontiff, who has been hospitalised for some weeks now made the shock anno...
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Born again Christian President Bush has accepted gratefully the European Parliament Nomination for the Nobel Peace Prize. The European backing for the nomination in combination with 35,423 personally hand written letters from the Abu Ghraib Pe...
Read full storyKobe Bryant Bobblehead Doll Accused of Rape
CANTON, Ohio - Canton police announced yesterday that they were seeking the newly minted Kobe Bryant bobblehead doll for questioning in connection with the alleged rape of a Los Angeles Lakers cheerleader doll that occurred in the drafting room of th...
Read full storyMichael Jackson broke, fix nowhere in sight
HOLLYWOOD - Former superstar and alleged child molester Michael Jackson was rushed to the emergency room again with what doctors ultimately diagnosed as flu-like symptoms. He was immediately admitted to the hospital for observation and treatm...
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Morninghead, Ireland - Citizens of Morninghead, Ireland, got the shock of their lives Saturday evening when patrons of Murphy's Pub, came screaming out into the streets that the "snakes were back." Several of the regulars at the pub, were reported t...
Read full story'Russell Crowe vs Hollywood and the Jihads'
COFFS HARBOUR, AUSTRALIA -- Aussie actor and star of numerous Hollywood hits Russell Crowe, was kidnapped by a group of al-queada assassins in early 2004.
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