Dan Rather Insists: "George W. Bush Dodged the Draft!"
NEW YORK (AP) In his last appearance as anchor on the CBS Evening News, veteran reporter Dan Rather spewed a litany of abuse against President George W. Bush. Dan Rather said: "I blame that draft-dodging Bush for my getting canned as anchorman. I KN...
Read full storyKate Moss To Marry Hobo
Kate Moss, the Supermodel starlet has just announced her engagement to Mister Jack Daniels, (58) a prominent and well known vagrant who resides in King's Cross, London. A desirable area for the fashionable and image conscious homeless. Sporting a...
Read full storyGeorge W. Bush, Michael Jackson, Paris Hilton Keywords Recalled by Google
MOUNTAIN VIEW, Calif. - A spokesperson for the news division of Google Inc. announced yesterday that "due to excessive traffic" Google News had recalled the keywords George W. Bush, Michael Jackson, and Paris Hilton. Any attempts to search the...
Read full storySudan 1 Tickles UK Tastebuds
Share prices in Indian companies producing the deadly dye Sudan 1 have rocketed as Britain steps up its dietary intake of the cancer-causing colorant. It is now reckoned that 95 per cent of all food consumed in the UK is heavily laced with the che...
Read full storyParis Hilton Fans Strike Back
Fans of Paris Hilton are going on the attack to defend the much-maligned super celebrity. In a coordinated media offensive, a consortium of Paris Hilton fan organizations are taking her case to the American people. The group ran full-page ads in to...
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