Theresa Heinz Kerry Knows What Universe Is Made From
Theresa Heinz Kerry, in a brazen effort to jump start her husband's yet to be announced 2008 election plans, politicians constantly rotating in perpetual orbit around their offices, announced today she has discovered exactly what the universe is mad...
Read full storyTaking a 'stan' to find bin-Laden
ISLAMABAD, Pakistan -- Forget about Pakistan, because that country's interior minister said that Osama bin-Laden is probably in any other "stan" country, and he denied the al-Qaida chief is in Pakistan.
Read full storyChirac 'jokes about British food' as he gobbles down African snails with vodka at G8 summit
Chirac, Schröder and Vladimir Putin have already set an appallingly bad example at the start of the G8 summit as they have been photographed eating to excess whilst others in the world go without food. The Giant African snails were flown into Gleneag...
Read full storyTom Cruise and Katie Holmes Marriage Plans Accelerate
In an announcement today that shocked the planet, Roman Catholic Virgin Katie Holmes and her lover Tom Cruise said that their wedding may happen sooner than had previously been expected, due to a turn of completely unexpected events.
Read full storyNumber 43 Scores 217 on I.Q. Test
President George W. Bush has taken an I.Q. test last week as part of a dare by former President Bill Clinton. When the results were returned to President Bush the score was determined to be 217 which is just under the highest I.Q. ever recorded of 228 (Marilyn vos Savant American writer, b 1946). This news comes as a complete shock to not only the American public but also the rest of the...
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