Historians discover - Foam, not an Iceberg sank the Titanic
Foam, according to Discovery Channel historians, sent the SS Titanic plummeting to the bottom of the Icy Atlantic. Jan Draker, noted shipwreck historian told reporters, "Yes the ship hit a 250 ton iceberg but the Titanic sank the ICEBERG. Not...
Read full storyG. Dubya Butch Tired Of Bad Jokes, Orders FBI Investigation of Sassy Satirists
Washington and Anywhere G. W. Butch Has Influence---In a determined, full time and open throttle effort to cut down on good, bad, ugly and indifferent jokes at his expense, G. W. Bush, now Presidential butt of, in his humble but substantial opinion...
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Washington, DC-Soon travelers will have to be on their toes when traveling the highways and byways of the United States. A press release just received from the Department of Homeland Security announces a massive project about to be launched to repain...
Read full storyBranson and Rutan Form "TransLight InterGalactic Spacecraft Company"
LONDON (Reuters)--Billionaire entrepreneur Richard Branson has teamed up with aerospace designer Burt Rutan of Mojave-based Scaled Composites to form a new aerospace production company which will build a fleet of commercial faster-than-light spaceshi...
Read full storyBush To Pardon Rove, Libby and Cheney
In an attempt to retain Chief of Staff Karl Rove, also known as his brain, President George W. Bush has made known through insiders that he is lowering the bar once again, announcing that anyone on his staff who commits two felonies may remain workin...
Read full storyWhite House BS storm grounds NASA shuttle fleet
WASHINGTON, D.C. - As the massive Midwestern heat wave subsided this week, another equally deadly weather pattern has formed over the nation's capital and its effects were felt as far south as Cape Canaveral, where NASA was forced to ground the shutt...
Read full storyAl Gore Invents Broadcasting Company
New York, Tennessee, Washington and anywhere else he can find a soapbox---Al Gore, a self-described recovering political junk food junkie, is about to go on the ultimate power trip and launch his own cable network, broadcasting his brand of news sta...
Read full storySuicide Bombers Causing Virgin Shortage in Paradise
PARADISE - Officials in Paradise are confirming a serious shortage of virgins during the past six months. "This is the first time anyone here can remember such a shortfall in the availability of virgins. Many people are quick to blame the large numb...
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