
Bush Announces Nominee to the Supreme Court
(Washington, DC) President Bush announced that he will nominate god for the supreme court to fill the vacancy left by Sandra Day O'Conner.
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McClellan conducts press conference inside pillow fort
WASHINGTON, D.C. - After an almost daily deluge of questions concerning Karl Rove's involvement in the leaking of the identity of an undercover CIA agent last week, White House Press Secretary Scott McClellan conducted his Tuesday morning press gaggl...
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Gremlins Plague Space Shuttle Discovery
CAPE CANAVERAL, Fla. -- NASA has once again delayed its long-awaited launch of the space shuttle Discovery until at least next week, now stating that Gremlins are causing the problems. The space agency is no closer to finding the Gremlins which recen...
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Minnie Mouse BUSTED!
In a bazaar "routine gone bad" at Orlando's Walt Disney World theme park, star attraction Minnie Mouse had a rather unexpected "coming out" at a daily performance on the main fairway.
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