Tennessee's Fulmer Has #1 Recruiting Class
AP - Knoxville, TN -- There is great rejoicing throughout the barns and stables, and the coopers and blacksmiths shops of Tennessee today. The University of Tennessee has landed its best crop of football recruits in decades.
Read full storyCondoleezza Rice Tour Is a Sellout
WASHINGTON - Ticketmaster reports "there isn't a seat left anywhere" on the seven-stop Condoleezza Rice "You're Not Gonna Believe This" tour, which opens in London's Royal Albert Hall tonight. The tour-sponsored by Haliburton, Wal-Mart, the Southern...
Read full storyPatriots to be sent to Iraq; replaced with enemy combatants in time for Super Bowl
In an outcry to all that is right and good in America, the patriots will be shipped to Iraq right in time for the Super Bowl, being replaced by the Guantanamo Bay enemy combatants. The patriots are being sent to Iraq on orders to teach the Iraqi...
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