
President Bush announces major decrease in Social Security benefits for future retirees
WASHINGTON - During his State of the Union address, President Bush today detailed his radical plan for the revamping of the Social Security system.
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Nazi Party Rejects Jacko's Membership Bid
WASHINGTON, DC --- Officials at the American Nazi Party's national headquarters today announced they rejected former pop star and accused pedophile Michael Jackson's membership application not because of his race, but on grounds of "moral turpitude".
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Bidding War Erupts over Only Known Film of Hillary Clinton's Collapse
BUFFALO, N.Y. - A Buffalo, N.Y., podiatrist, who claims to have made "the only cinematic image" of Senator Hillary Clinton's collapse during a speech two days ago, is at the center of a fierce bidding war among news agencies and political action gro...
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'Taliban Tennis Star Terrorises Tournament'
In a shocking episode at the Australian Open Tennis Tournament in Melbourne recently,Taliban tennis legend 'Mucktear Karbang' declared a 'Jihad' against the Umpire for a line ball call. Mucktear ,centrecourt during a no love ma...
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