North Korea threatens world peace, but there are better targets in Iran
Washington, DC-- Everybody is a target of North Korea's nuclear weapons program. But the U.S. is threatening war with Iran because, in the words of Donald Rumsfeld, "there are better targets in Iraq[Iran]".
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Washington, DC, and Detroit, MI--The Big Three automakers today announced that they have developed a revolutionary car that will drive itself.
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Banished The warm rays of the sun pleasantly woke the two. Eve had rested well, her mind in a state of exhilaration with her discovery of the “headache” power over Adam she could exercise at will. Adam, on the other hand, did not sleep well due to this same power. Eve looked forward to the adventures the day would bring while Adam looked forward to the adventures the night might bring. Eve...
Read full storyGoodwin Breaks His Duck
Old One Two sweeper and all round newcomer Keith Goodwin broke his lucky china duck just before last weeks game against the controversial Blunderers Babes, it emerged today. The Duck which he had kept safe since childhood fell off his dashboar...
Read full storyMichael Jackson Candy Bar Introduced by Godiva Chocolatier
SANTA MARIA, Calif. - Michael Jackson's recuperation in the children's ward of a California hospital should be sweetened by the news that Godiva Chocolatier is introducing a candy bar inspired by the King of Pop. Called Candy, Little Boy? the...
Read full storyChuck Yeager Driving School
Retired Air Force General Charles "Chuck" Yeager, first man to break the sound barrier, grounded from flying because of his age, has opened a student driving school.
Read full storyMutt Surprise Winner at Westminster
The dog world was shocked today when a mutt won the Best in Show award at the prestigious Westminster Kennel Club competition in Madison Square Garden. Delbert, an unheralded multi-breed mix, bested over 160 purebreds to snag the award. The announc...
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