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Royal Family Suffers Shits & Sickness
The Queen´s Christmas turkey is to make the traditional speech after her Majesty & Prince Philip came down with the Norovirus. "I will be inserting a Royal Cork in the Duke´s arse." She said.
written by Fuctifino, 24 December 2008
Postman's Sack Savaged.
The two Rottweilers that savaged a postman delivering Christmas mail admitted it was the best Christmas present they'd ever had.
written by Fuctifino, 24 December 2008
Deaf Reporter Shoes Bush
The Iraqi reporter that threw his shoes at George W Bush has been exposed as an Al Qaeda assassin. He was ordered to shoot Bush but misheard the word due to tinnitus sustained during allied bombing.
written by Fuctifino, 18 December 2008
James Bond actor Daniel Craig says he's not a vegetarian
James Bond actor Daniel Craig told waiting reporters today that he's always been a carnivore amid rumours he was seen in a restaurant recently with a mystery swede.
written by Fuctifino, 15 December 2008
Bring Out The Branson Goatee
Richard Branson has shaved off his Goatee & put it up for auction on Ebay it was revealed. Sir Richard hopes it will help other budding entrepreneurs to find success & catch crumbs from Hob Nobs.
written by Fuctifino, 15 December 2008
Easy Pick N Mix
Woolworths was bought by Easyjet & EasyCruise today as affordable Pick & Mix is to be made available to the hungry masses.
written by Fuctifino, 14 December 2008
Dubya: Hell No I Won´t Go
George W Bush has refused to leave the White House & is claiming `Squatter´s Rights since Condo Leeza refused to accommodate him.
written by Fuctifino, 14 December 2008
SuperGord, Faster Than a Speeding Ballot
Gordon Brown to save world as Superman quits in cash for tights scandal.
written by Fuctifino, 14 December 2008
Humans Abduct Alien At Crash Site
An alien was clubbed & sexually assaulted before being dragged off & subjected to unspecified torture by local residents who witnessed his flying saucer crash into a car park in Manchester yesterday.
written by Fuctifino, 02 December 2008
Tom Cruise Arrest Sparks Riot In Scientology Class
Police have arrested Tom Cruise for crimes against Christianity.
written by Fuctifino, 02 December 2008
Fat Surgery
The fattest woman in Britain is considering surgery because she´s ugly as sin too.
written by Fuctifino, 02 December 2008
How To Get Ahead In Telecommunications
Ed Chooma of Melanomacom said there is no danger from mobile phones at all, they are perfectly safe and pose no threat, and my other head completely agrees with me on this one.
written by Fuctifino, 18 November 2008
Acid Found On Pluto
Acid was discovered on Pluto today. Mickey Mouse is helping the drug squad with their enquiries.
written by Fuctifino, 17 November 2008
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