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Obamas' not so secret bomb shell!
Obama to offer free citizenship to all West Aficans.Stated Obama," 90% of all slaves taken to the U.S. were from West Africa. It is pay back time. They will be brought here as honorary US Citizens".
written by Leslie Mintz , 17 November 2008
2,000 Mormon Gays come out of the church closet!
Church Official's are tight lipped about 2,000 Gays flying to Ca. to march in San Diego protest parade against prop.8. Says Officials and Romney, "Utah has no Gays"!
written by Leslie Mintz , 17 November 2008
Presdent Bush showing signs of dementia, Laura heartbroken:
Aides caught Bush walking through the White House with his Flight Suit on and helmet at his side. He was yelling: "Mission accomplished, Mission accomplished" Aides steared him to his bedroom.
written by Leslie Mintz , 10 November 2008
Presdent Bush in deep Depression:
Dubya, has canceled all prayer breakfasts in the White House. Dubya, found drunk,nude,and in Oval Office eating Krispy Cream donuts,by Laura. Aides told
to stay on alert.
written by Leslie Mintz , 10 November 2008
Rham Emanuel denies being undercover Mossad Agent!
Tapped as Chief of Staff for Obama, R. Emanuel is fighting vicious rumors of him being an Isrealie Mossad agent. He admits to being born in Israel, and that his father was a fighter with the Irgun.OY
written by Leslie Mintz , 07 November 2008
North Carolina stunned in Election loss!
OVERHEARD: How did our voters ever go for THAT man! The horror of it all! After all we did for them. Brought them over here and gave them good jobs on our plantations.President Obama, indeed!
written by Leslie Mintz , 07 November 2008
Palin on loss of Repulican election:
Well shoot, it was fun and a kick working with John. But I think age played a factor. As for me, I sure loved all the perks. And yes siree, I got my eyes on a Senate seat. Love them Prada purses!
written by Leslie Mintz , 07 November 2008
McCain blames Palin for Loss in Election!
Dammit Cindy," Palin" turned out to be so stupid! How could she think Africa was a Country? Didn't she know it was a Continent! I suppose she thought Delaware was a State also!
written by Leslie Mintz , 07 November 2008
Sarah Palin Gets Offer From Doll Co.
Palin has been offered a large sum of money, to OK the Caribou Babe Barbie doll. Palin said: "Wow, with my features, black hair, rimless glasses it's a gold mine!" - You betcha!
written by Leslie Mintz , 01 November 2008
GOP has recent new explosive tape of Obama and Ayres!
"Story to break any second. GOP secretly bugged 'Ayers' office. Obama told Ayer's he does NOT want "Hail to the Chief" to be played at his inauguration. He wants the theme from 'SHAFT' played"!
written by Leslie Mintz , 19 October 2008
Plumber-Gate Has Joe AKA Sam in the Sink
"Had I known as a paid operative, that I would be treated like a criminal. and have my personal finances routed through, I never would have asked the damn question"!
written by Leslie Mintz , 19 October 2008
"Quoted" Sara Palin to SNL cast member:
"Ya know Tina, you New Yorkers are real sharp. Had I known the difference between stumping and "Schumptfing" well, I would have stayed totally in New York to build up our base".
written by Leslie Mintz , 19 October 2008
Worldnet Slams Obama!
Says online news report: "Without a doubt, Barack Obama has definitely been puttting on 'Ayers'! Obama camp has declined to comment.
written by Leslie Mintz , 17 October 2008
Cindy McCain breaks down in tears to best friend!
Says Cindy: "I don't know what is worse. Johns' newly diagnosed dementia, or his private play 'War Room'".
written by Leslie Mintz , 17 October 2008
Secret Lab Tests Revealed by Chinese Olympic Committe Defector
Unnamed defector says HGH drug to be given to 2000 female babies. China, wants taller women in future for Olympic Games. The days of US women winning in Volley Ball are over! No comment from China.
written by Leslie Mintz , 17 October 2008
President Bush has private meeting with Cheney:
Taped: "Dang Dick, 100 more days seems like forever to me. I want out now! Well, I cancelled the Iran incursion, and the Venezuelan Coup. No siree! 100 days thats it! Not one day more!"
written by Leslie Mintz , 12 October 2008
Oprah raises more money for Obama:
Oprah denies rumors that she will be given "carte blanche" at the White House, once Obama is elected. Could White house appointment be in the works? PR agent denies such rumors.
written by Leslie Mintz , 11 October 2008
Michelle Obama earmarks famous Chicago Cook for White House
Michelle and Barak, have picked Leon of "Leon's Ribs" in Chicago, to be their master chef in the White House. " No more expensive dinners" said Obama. Ribs,Chicken, and Collard Greens are in.
written by Leslie Mintz , 11 October 2008
Sarah Palin denies being Pole Dancer in college
Palin comes out swinging: "Most young women work while they are going to College to defray costs. I was not a Pole Dancer per se. Free form exhibitionism is an art form to which I excelled in".
written by Leslie Mintz , 11 October 2008
Barney Frank, (D) Mass. in a snit over new accusations!
Pounding the speakers podium Barney Frank, chairman of the Finance Committee, screamed at the the Republican group before him. "Are you also saying I had intimate relations with Freddie Mac"?!
written by Leslie Mintz , 30 September 2008
Noted Orthopedic Surgeon states: "Jay walking can be healthy for you"
Dr. Bonemeister,noted Orthopedic Surgeon stated that: "While jay walking can be detrimental at times. The overall affect of improving hand, eye, and muscle coordination, cannot be overlooked.
written by Leslie Mintz , 26 September 2008
Barney Frank, (D) Mass. Pats self on back for job well done:
Chairman of House Financial Services Com. Barney Frank said: "Thank God for Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae. Millions of people with no credit or stable jobs, were able to buy homes at sub-prime rates".
written by Leslie Mintz , 24 September 2008
Senior Bush to son George W. regarding end of term:
"Now remember to give Cheney back his puppet strings" "They won't look good in your Presidential Library" 'But Dad'- "Can I keep my signed baseballs"? Of course Son.
written by Leslie Mintz , 23 September 2008
Michelle Obama furious over Biden's Lauding of Hilliary Clinton for VP
'Michelle Obama" made it clear to' Barak', that she did not want VP pick 'Biden' running around lauding Hilliary Clinton. Per Michelle, "that women will never see the light of day of my 'White House'.
written by Leslie Mintz , 23 September 2008
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