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Nicholas Cage warned!
Hollywood- Nicholas Cage was arrested last night on Highway 110 and charged with excessive weaving. Officer Vidal Sassoon ticketed the actor and advised him to watch out for hair pins in the future.
written by Charlie Varrick, 10 September 2008
Spielberg to re-make 'Showgirls'
Hollywood, CA- Steven Spielberg has purchased the rights to 'Showgirls' and expects to remake it in 2009. Spielberg said:
"Forget all that Jewish holocaust crap- strippers is where it's at!"
written by Charlie Varrick, 09 September 2008
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