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Craigslist killer on suicide watch!
Ooh, ooh, can I watch too?
written by Stuart Dean, 25 April 2009
Bush announces "Quiet Surge"
Washington DC- President Bush today announced the start of a 'Quiet Surge" in Afghanistan.
"We were far too loud the last time," Bush explained. "This time they'll be a lot more creeping...."
written by Stuart Dean, 10 September 2008
Lance Armstrong comeback?
But does he have the balls for it?
written by Stuart Dean, 09 September 2008
Priceless Jackson Pollock painting discovered in attic!
And yes, it's crap.
written by Stuart Dean, 09 September 2008
Merkin season starts today!
From today on you can legally hunt Merkin's in their natural habitat. Some confused animal rights protesters are planning on appealing to Laura Bush for help in stopping this barbaric practice.
written by Stuart Dean, 09 September 2008
Boxer shorts or briefs for McCain?
When asked by a student the Presidential candidate, 101, replied:
"That's Depends."
written by Stuart Dean, 08 September 2008
Cindy McCain to fund Methadone clinic
Uh oh! Here we go again...
written by Stuart Dean, 08 September 2008
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