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Oil Executive Dies, Goes to Hell
Howie Cheatham, CEO of Assrape Oil Corporation, suffered a massive heart attack and died on Monday. He then went straight to hell, where he is burning for all eternity.
written by Gene Mason, 10 June 2008
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