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I'm gonna go down on you and you'll love it!
But it's only going to be long enough for you to start enjoying it then I'm gonna come back and f*ck you big time.
Luv Petrol Prices!
written by Scott Nairns, 16 August 2008
Corrie Star Cancels Wedding
Bev Callard who plays Liz Macdonald in the soap has called off her big day. Good news for her current partner then as she already married mis-fit 'Vernon' this year, and she cheated on him twice!
written by Scott Nairns, 16 August 2008
Tesco Announce £2.846bn Profits
Tesco stores report an 11% rise in profits thanks to shoppers smoking Marijuana. Pringles, Hagen Dasz , Donuts and Flavoured Milk are among the top 'munchies'.
written by Scott Nairns, 15 April 2008
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