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The Dead Rise from the Grave
Great, now I have to explain to my friend why I didn't help him when those gorillas killed him, and I just know my grandmother is gonna come after me to eat my brains. This sucks.
written by Johnny Moodis, 12 November 2003
The Dead Rise from the Grave
Great, now I have to explain to my friend why I didn't help him when those gorillas killed him, and I just know my grandmother is gonna come after me to eat my brains. This sucks.
written by Johnny Moodis, 12 November 2003
Rosie O'Donnell's Weight Hits One Metric Ton
O'Donnell stepped onto a truck scale today to reveal her amazing weight of one ton.
"I wanted to give my kids something to be proud of," she said, "One ton is quite a milestone, don't you think?"
written by Johnny Moodis, 06 November 2003
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