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Assange on WikiLeaks:
"I wasn't going to publish the433 3gsw='kgft'
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written by Moby, 10 December 2010
Jim Morrison Pardoned
Florida - "Glad we can finally close that door!"
written by Moby, 10 December 2010
FAA loses track of 119000 Planes
"Maybe we should pat down the other pants?"
written by Moby, 10 December 2010
Security Hired for Cavaliers-Heat Game
LeBron James' return raises Cleveland's employment rate by 23%.
written by Moby, 02 December 2010
Millions Affected by Internet Blackouts!
And subsequently don't get to vote for this Snippet.
written by Moby, 29 November 2010
Millions Affected by Internet Blackouts!
How you gonna Reddit now, suckas?
written by Moby, 29 November 2010
Millions Dead in Wake of Internet Blackouts!
Disconnection creates hysteria; many mistakenly fear the Apocalypse.
written by Moby, 29 November 2010
Millions Affected by Internet Blackouts!
Scientists study victims' decent into Arcadia.
written by Moby, 29 November 2010
Millions Affected by Internet Blackouts!
Frightened public wonders who's nex---------------
written by Moby, 29 November 2010
Shirley, you can't be dead!
"I'm sorry, I am. And Loving It. And don't call me Shirley."
Rest in Piece, you left us in stitches.
written by Moby, 29 November 2010
Pot on Nelson's Bus!
-turned out to be cast-iron skillet, not actual pot. Media blitz +1.
written by Moby, 29 November 2010
Pope agrees condom use can be justified-
-if you need party balloons.
written by Moby, 22 November 2010
Even larger deposit of fossils found!
Scientists dub important site, "The Baby Boomers".
written by Moby, 22 November 2010
City Rethinks 'Happy Meal' Decision
Food now considered for banning; nutritiously sound toys to stay.
written by Moby, 19 November 2010
UN Troops Stoned As Haiti Cholera Spreads
Actual Headline from Sky News.
written by Moby, 19 November 2010
Tiger Woods on Twitter
First tweet an emphatic shout-out to Tony Parker.
written by Moby, 19 November 2010
Jim Morrison Really Isn't Dead!
Haha, just kidding. He is.
Or is he?
written by Moby, 13 August 2005
Sources say...
...this site may slighy misrepresent important news stories and other factual materials.
written by Moby, 13 August 2005
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