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Remember The Groundhogs That Served Our Country
For Groundhog's Day: When you see a groundhog today, look him straight in the eye, smile, shake his hand, and thank him for his service to our country.
written by MauryLevine, 02 February 2023
Congress to Investigate Taylor Swift Ticketmaster Disaster
United States Congress formed a committee to look into the Taylor Swift Ticketmaster issue. Congress members are doing this in hopes of getting free Taylor Swift tickets.
written by MauryLevine, 23 November 2022
Fall's New Name
President Joe Biden announced today that Fall would now be known as Leafy Fall Down Time, and all Americans would be required to wear pumpkin spice scented deodorant.
written by MauryLevine, 23 September 2022
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