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US Deploys Task Force to Assist in UN Career Relief Efforts
President Bush has ordered aircraft carrier USS Abraham Lincoln to the waters off Michael Keaton's career. Recent years have dealt Keaton's career dual blows by Typhoons Jack Frost and First Daughter.
written by Dan Szematowicz, 03 March 2005
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