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I do, I do, I do, I do.
A South African man who married four wives together says he intends to spread himself in four separate homes. Much like his wives, then.
written by Thompson & French, 27 May 2010
German Chancellor
Angela Merkel has been re-elected as German Chancellor. Gordon Brown offered his congratulations and said one day he hopes to be elected, too.
written by Thompson & French, 12 October 2009
I do, I do, I do, I do.
A South African man who married four wives together says he intends to spread himself in four separate homes. Much like his wives, then.
written by Thompson & French, 12 October 2009
Knife crime stats
Doctors must now report both knife and gun injuries. Senior police chiefs are doubly pleased with the ruling as there's still no space on the forms for truncheons and tasers.
written by Thompson & French, 12 October 2009
David Blunkett blind-sided over id cards
David Blunkett admitted to journalists in a pub that the trial ID card was badly designed, before being advised that he was holding a round beer mat.
written by Thompson & French, 07 August 2004
Conservative Party Games
Tim Yeo has urged the Conservative Party to raise its game. Suggestions have included Brag and Scrabble though Michael Howard is known to favour anything that involves bats.
written by Thompson & French, 07 August 2004
Michael Jackson pops out
Michael Jackson made an unexpected visit to a shopping mall and delighted fans. He denied it was just a publicity stunt and said that he often popped out for a nibble at the slightest invitation.
written by Thompson & French, 07 August 2004
Religion & women again
The Pope said he will stand firm on women. At least until they stop wriggling about.
written by Thompson & French, 07 August 2004
Vatican and feminism
The Pope condemned feminism as demeaning to women. He said a bunch of militant lezzers could never have the empathy and understanding that unmarried sado-masochistic men in dresses could produce.
written by Thompson & French, 07 August 2004
German has words
Germany is holding a competition for the most beautiful German word. There are several thousand entries so far but the British bet for a winner is whichever one translates as Federal Superstate.
written by Thompson & French, 07 August 2004
Footie News
The Chief Executive of the Football Association has resigned after his affair with Faria Alam. He said it was a mistake and that his ball control was about as good as England’s in Euro 2004.
written by Thompson & French, 07 August 2004
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