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Martin O'Malley Suggests Winner of Second Dem Debate Decided by No-Blinking Contest
During Tuesday's Democratic Debate, Former Governor of Maryland Martin O'Malley showcased his dedication to energy conservation by limiting his blinking to a maximum of one blink every six minutes.
written by Hannah Meholick, 15 October 2015
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