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Massive Tailbacks On M6 After.......
....Slovakian Lorry Driver Sheds His Skin
written by HaveIGotNewsForYou, 26 July 2012
Syria's athletes run gauntlet of violence, civil unrest and fear......
......that said they are enjoying other aspects of East London.
written by HaveIGotNewsForYou, 18 July 2012
Missing bishop found safe and sound.......
....it was in the cluedo box along with a couple of pawns and the missing white rook.
written by HaveIGotNewsForYou, 10 July 2012
Don King offers $50,000,000 to promote......
....Ed Balls v George Osbourne fight
written by HaveIGotNewsForYou, 10 July 2012
Royal Navy to name future warships in honour of national treasures after public poll decides names...............
........HMS Will.i.am will be launched in August, HMS Noel Edmonds in September and HMS Babs Windsor just in time for the allied invasion or Iran slated for 2013
written by HaveIGotNewsForYou, 10 July 2012
50 Shades of Grey Author does not want to talk about potential musical.......
........."I really don't want to make a song and dance about all this"
written by HaveIGotNewsForYou, 10 July 2012
Lance Armstrong suit thrown out........
........it was kind of saggy in the crutch area.
written by HaveIGotNewsForYou, 10 July 2012
90's BBC1 Saturday Night Superstar To Get New Show In Long Awaited Comeback........
........Not Noel. Mr Blobby will star in "The Chris Moyles Story" as the fat Radio 1 DJ gone even fatter.
written by HaveIGotNewsForYou, 10 July 2012
Manchester United's new left winger fails medical........
.....Tony Ben heads to Walsall instead.
written by HaveIGotNewsForYou, 10 July 2012
Wormwood Scrubs Governor makes offer for John Terry.....
.....says he will be "A great addition on the wing."
written by HaveIGotNewsForYou, 10 July 2012
Russia suspends arms delivery to Syria......
...however prosthetic legs, feet and eyes not affected.
written by HaveIGotNewsForYou, 10 July 2012
Swimmer stalked by Great White Shark.........
.....obtains restraining order!
written by HaveIGotNewsForYou, 10 July 2012
Experiments conducted by 15 year old boys with access to petrol...........
.....finally conclude that cats DO NOT in fact have nine lives!
written by HaveIGotNewsForYou, 10 July 2012
Eamonn Holmes blames weight problem......
.....on recent ballooning holiday!
written by HaveIGotNewsForYou, 10 July 2012
Murray blames defeat on Royal Box.....
....."It distracted me" claims Scot.
written by HaveIGotNewsForYou, 10 July 2012
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