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Alzheimer's Breakthrough Latest
The scientist who discovered a chemical cure for Alzheimer's disease has forgotten where he put the formula.
written by David Grant, 10 October 2013
Word Up
Emily Dreamworld has been named Britain's top social worker for using the word "Disenfranchised" more than anyone else in the nation.
written by David Grant, 14 June 2013
Sherlock Actor Investigates Cast
Benedict Cumberbatch drilled the Star Trek cast and successfully deduced that his stolen peanut butter and jelly sandwich was taken by Zachary Quinto.
written by David Grant, 18 May 2013
A Level Exams Get Tougher
Writing your name correctly on an A level exam paper will now only achieve a 90% score.
written by David Grant, 15 March 2012
The Tobacco Empire Strikes Back
Research funded by tobacco companies has proved that no smoker living past one hundred years of age has ever complained of ill health due to smoking.
written by David Grant, 22 February 2012
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