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PETA Uproar Over Use of the Word "Dog"
Animal rights group, PETA, recently waged a war on the use of the word "dog". They argue that "dog" is often used in a derogatory way by badasses ranging from ex-KGB operatives to hardcore gangsters.
written by iKickComputers, 20 February 2012
Jesus Christ Dead So Long, Many Can't Remember His Face
After almost two millennia, many self-proclaimed associates of Jesus Christ are consumed with remorse after discovering they can no longer remember the face of the man they loved but never saw.
written by iKickComputers, 20 February 2012
Retarded Walrus Drowns
A walrus born without the knowledge of how to swim promptly drowned in the mid-Atlantic earlier this day. An expert on walruses was reported saying "This was a really, REALLY, retarded walrus."
written by iKickComputers, 20 February 2012
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