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Patrons at OctoMom Stripping Gig Very Offended
Peggy and Walter Jenkins and other patrons who came to see the OctoMom say what should have been a lovely show was ruined by excessive cigarette smoke and heavy cussing in the nightclub.
written by Lola Heatherton, 29 July 2012
Vet On Leave from Iraq Surprises Son on Date
Sgt Crane has not seen his family in 6 months. Local news crews arranged for him to hide in the hotel while his 16 year old son was on "date". The vet surprised his son as he was getting to 2nd base.
written by Lola Heatherton, 14 June 2012
Euro Zone Crises To Be Made Into a Feature Film Comedy By the Wayan Brothers
Lions Gate has announced the film with a fall of 2012 release date. It will star Chaz Bono in his/her first feature film as German Chancellor Angela Merkel. Cee Lo Green will play President Sarkozy
written by Lola Heatherton, 24 January 2012
Breaking News Update on Missing Aruba Woman
At a news conference in Aruba today investigators said they had breaking news and a major update on the missing woman. They then announced the breaking news update was that they had run out of leads.
written by Lola Heatherton, 14 September 2011
Sarah Palin Announces Will Not Enter Presidential Race
Sarah Palin announed in Iowa today she will not be seeking the GOP nomination for president. Citing the need to spend time with family and the inability to win as the main reasons she will not run.
written by Lola Heatherton, 12 September 2011
Numerous Injuries at El Paso Amigo Air Show
Several spectators were injured during a frenzied stampede today at the El Paso Air Show. Witness report the crowd became unruly when after several hours there were no plane crashes or tragedies.
written by Lola Heatherton, 16 August 2011
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