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Good Samaritan Matrix Fan Shot Dead
A passerby attempting to aid woman being robbed was shot 27 times while dodging in slow motion.
Assailant reloaded twice.
written by Jack Flash, 01 July 2004
Iraq Sets June 30 Deadline for Hand-over of Power
The Ruling Council in Iraq has unanimously voted to return control to the U.S. after only one day
of evaluating the mess the country is in.
written by Jack Flash, 29 June 2004
Cheney Comes Out of Closet
"Dick" Cheney startled everyone by propositioning Sen. Leahy on the Senate floor yesterday. It is not known if Sen. Leahy accepted.
written by Jack Flash, 25 June 2004
Ghost of Daniel Fahrenheit Haunts Ray Bradbury
Daniel Fahrenheit inventor of 1st accurate thermometer has been haunting Ray Bradbury over improper use of his name in Fahrenheit 451. Has no desire to have name associated totalitarian governments.
written by Jack Flash, 22 June 2004
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