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Fox News Changes Slogan
Fox News changed their slogan from "Fair and Balanced" to "We're not racist, all black people are just scary" in order to provide a more accurate description of the views on political issues.
written by Alexf505, 26 January 2013
White House Not Sure How Many Wars US is involved in.
The White House announced that it is not sure how many wars America is involved in, but guesses around 6 based off the number of American Idol seasons.
written by Alexf505, 19 April 2012
Man Still Can't Believe It's Not Butter
A man recently bought "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!" He is still shocked by the fact it's not butter. "It still taste like butter." - The man commented.
written by Alexf505, 15 June 2011
Donald Trump Refused to Spend Time With His Mother On Mother's Day
Donald Trump told his mother that he will not spend time with her until she reveals her birth certificate. "I do believe she's an American Citizen." Said Trump. "I just want to make sure."
written by Alexf505, 09 May 2011
Lady Gaga Supports Obama's On Birth-Certificate Issue
Lady Gaga came out and supported President Obama's side on the birth-certificate issue by saying: "Baby, he was born this way."
written by Alexf505, 30 April 2011
Americans to FDA: "We Don't Care if it's Bad for us, We Just Care About the Taste."
Americans told FDA "We don't care if it's bad for us, we just care about the taste."
In response to Americans, the FDA stopped being so strict on grading and approving food.
written by Alexf505, 24 April 2011
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