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Duck sighting
The Weather Channel hired Gilbert Gottfreid as analyist for future weather disasters. Despite his Aflac firing the WC said Gottfreid will "add ethnic diversity to the channel. He is half Asian,right?"
written by wittman jack, 17 March 2011
landscaper dumbfounded by grave
Grave of Liz Taylor discovered..star has been dead for 13 yrs..body double substituted in 1998..fans worldwide outraged...publicist says "no one knew what she looked like so what's the fuss"?
written by wittman jack, 15 March 2011
Good grief from nbc news
David Brinkley and Chet Huntley have applied for a marriage license..."Good night Chet, Good night David!" Who knew?
written by wittman jack, 15 March 2011
Good grief from nbc news
David Brinkley and Chet Huntley have applied for a marriage license..."Good night Chet, Good night David!" Who knew?
written by wittman jack, 15 March 2011
Buddy's
Alfred Hitchcock and Tony Perkins were seen shopping for shower curtains at Wallmart
written by wittman jack, 15 March 2011
Do...do...do...do
Rod Serling and George Carlin were seen together...Rod was telling George that he was still in "the zone."
written by wittman jack, 14 March 2011
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