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Mubarak becomes salesman
Mubarak has become a salesman after resigning as President of Egypt, but some claim what he's selling is one big pyramid scheme.
written by Jack Melling, 14 February 2011
Sarah Palin to announce new list of targets
Sarah Palin is set to announce a new set of targets for the January transfer window. Targets include Ronaldinho, David Beckham, Kaka and Lionel Messi.
written by Jack Melling, 11 January 2011
Father Christmas arrested for emptying his sack
Father Christmas has been arrested for sexual deviancy after emptying his sack in homes worldwide
written by Jack Melling, 25 December 2010
Daily Mail journalist spontaneously combusts
A Daily Mail journalist has spontaneously combusted after trying to decide who was to blame for England's 2018 World Cup bid failure - the BBC or foreigners.
written by Jack Melling, 02 December 2010
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