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Minnesota Vikings Were Fed Up With Childress
Sources close to the Vikings now say it was the coach's catering service menu requirements that were responsible for the team's poor performance this season. Negotiations with McDonalds are rumored.
written by Lightning, 23 November 2010
MNDOT Defends Lack Of Visibility
MNDOT source defended the widespread complaints that salt trucks were nowhere to be seen duing this weekend's ice storm, saying "We were behind you. We were keeping a safe distance due to conditions".
written by Lightning, 22 November 2010
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