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Afghans to Play Big Role in U.S. Offensive
Conducting body counts after the fighting is over for the American press.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 09 February 2010
Analysis: Where does the Tea Party Go Now?
California - where they can now have a Pot Party.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 09 February 2010
Upcoming Healthcare Talks to be Televised
GOP Moves in for the kill shot.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 09 February 2010
Key Themes from O'Bomba State of the Union Speech
1. As I've said before many times
2. It may appear that we aren't making progress
3. I'm still pushing on O'bombacare
4. The Depression never happened
5. Good times are "Right Around the Corner."
written by Richard DagNabbit, 09 February 2010
Letterman to Appear in Sports Illustrated's Swimsuit Ediiton Tonight
Quick, blind the kids!
written by Richard DagNabbit, 09 February 2010
Americans Jailed for Taking Parent-less Haitian Kids
Rush Limbaugh Suggests the U.S. send Haiti Our Parent-less kids that are "sucking up" taxpayer dollars.
Go Rush!
written by Richard DagNabbit, 09 February 2010
Is there Any Way Out of Europe's Debt Morass?
Step 1. Pass law banning use of red ink.
Step 2. Burn all dictionaries
Step 3. Follow Worldcom/MCI Accounting Procedures and start recording all expenses as assets.
Done.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 09 February 2010
Man Found Dead In Landing Gear Well of JFK to Tokyo Jet
Friends say he just wanted a flying start to the Giant Slalom on top of Mt. Fugi.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 09 February 2010
"Beer May be Good for Your Bones" Report Spurs Sales
Arm Chair Quarterbacks now purchasing multi-case lots; say beer is health aid.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 09 February 2010
O'Bomba Trys to Cozy up to Wall St.
Wall St. Chief offers O'bomba Shoe Shiner Boy Position.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 09 February 2010
O'Bomba's Health Care Summit Just for Show?
Not really, this is HCS #3 of 10 scheduled through 2012. Vote to be held in 2013 if O'Bomba re-elected.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 09 February 2010
Actor Gary Coleman Pleads Guilty in Utah Court; Gets Break
The actor told the judge he should get a shorter sentence because he is short. Judge reduces 32 day sentence to 31 1/2 days in Jail.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 09 February 2010
Dubai Skyscraper's 2,700 Foot High Observation Deck Closed
So Six Flags Magic Mountain can Build Parachute Ride Outside the Observation Deck.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 09 February 2010
Britain's Iraq War Inquiry Turns tro Bush Officials
Well lets' see, it was either Tony Baloney blowing Bush or Bush blowing Tony Baloney
I go with Tony Baloney blowing Bush some mighty fine Air.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 09 February 2010
Nicole Kidman Stars in New Film
The film, entitled "When Good Films Happen to Bad Actresses"
has not reviewed well and is expected to go directly to video.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 09 February 2010
Michele O'Bomba Gets New Advertising Gig
Using Space Shuttle O-Ring, will model a reinvented Hula Hoop.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 09 February 2010
Airlines to Charge In-Flight Rental Fees for Blankets and Pillows
The $8 dollar fee is for a flight attendant to put on latex gloves and remove the grimy, germ laden pieces of crap from your lap or overhead bin.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 09 February 2010
Jubak: "Growth won't Dig U.S. out of This Hole"
So dig a bigger hole.
O'Bombs Away!
written by Richard DagNabbit, 09 February 2010
McItaly Burger Controversial in Own Country
The Burger features Italian Salami between two stolen postal letters with counterfeit coins back from your 25 Euro Note.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 09 February 2010
GOP Cool to O'Bomba on Health Care Talks
As GOP Leadership Attempts to Convince O'Bomba his health care is not in jeopardy and neither is theirs.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 09 February 2010
Palin Defenders Go into Overdrive
Rushing the Revolutionary Diva to the last resting place of Jefferson Davis.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 09 February 2010
Govt. Newborn Blood Research Angers Parents
As part of the Pentagon's new alternative plan to "Don't ask, don't tell", babies will now be blood tested and then branded if the "gay boy" gene is identified. Thus no one will have to ask or tell.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 09 February 2010
Was Chase Ignoring Mortgage Rules?
For a measly couple of $ Trillion selling worthless salami slices?
Hell Yeah!
written by Richard DagNabbit, 09 February 2010
Can we ever Trust Wall St. Again?
Oh, sure, the good buddies just made a little mistake here and there...
written by Richard DagNabbit, 09 February 2010
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