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Money for old rope
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written by PuddyTwat, 17 November 2009
Rupert Murdoch launches new(s) channel
Media mogul Rupert Murdoch is to launch a free online news channel. The channel, which will be free to those who pay a weekly subscription fee of £15 plus VAT, goes live next week.
written by PuddyTwat, 13 November 2009
Sir Alan Sugar writes new children's book
Sir Alan Sugar launches a set of stories today aimed at children. Entitled 'Your Bedtime My Business', the cuddly tycoon hopes the move will encourage youngsters to become entrepreneurs.
written by PuddyTwat, 13 November 2009
Boris Johnson to play Andy Warhol
Mayor Boris Johnson has been approached by Guy Ritchie to star as the late Andy Warhol. Johnson, who shares the same shock of blond hair as the artist, was said to be considering the offer.
written by PuddyTwat, 13 November 2009
Jeremy Clarkson in testicle mishap
Top Gear's Jeremy Clarkson was recovering today after nearly decapitating a testicle. Blaming the accident on the seam of his denim jean-pants, the presenter was said to be confused but stable.
written by PuddyTwat, 13 November 2009
Royal Family in financial crisis
Coutts today issued a statement warning that the Royal Family were down to their last ten billion. "These are grave times" said CEO Sir Dudley Grub who called for a charity appeal for the Queen.
written by PuddyTwat, 13 November 2009
Estate agent stoned to death
London estate agent Andy Gunt was found guilty today of stoning to death a colleague who told the truth about a property. Gunt will be sentenced later this month.
written by PuddyTwat, 13 November 2009
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