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Cannibal Sues Wendy's
A Melanesian cannibal recently filed a class action lawsuit against Wendy's Restaraunt Inc. after finding an unwanted piece of chili on a human thumb that he was happily consuming for lunch.
written by Ropa Doberperson, 15 October 2009
Senator Baucus Pities Fools
Finance Committee Chairman Sen. Max "BA" Baucus, D-Mont "Pities the fools" who will not support his Health Care reform bill scheduled to be voted on this Tuesday.
written by Ropa Doberperson, 13 October 2009
Obama Deploys 14,000 Troops to Fox News Headquarters
After consulting with his newly elected Army Chief of Staff, Will.i.am, President Barack Obama ordered an additional 14,000 troops to storm Fox New's Headquarters in NYC.
written by Ropa Doberperson, 13 October 2009
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