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Rip Torn Arrested for Burlarizing Bank
Says Madonna put him up to it after a torrid night together.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 31 January 2010
New O'Bomba State of the Union Speech Plan Being Developed
The New Plan is to have music playing in the background as O'Bomba speaks. First up is "I Never Promised You a Rose Garden"
written by Richard DagNabbit, 31 January 2010
Ms. Virginia Bends Over, Wins Ms. American Bendover Crown
Wearing a custom Britney Spears Outfit, Ms. Virginia WOW'ed them with a sight spectacular, propelling her to victory.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 31 January 2010
Amazon Implements New Book Burning Policy
If they can't make their mark, the books burn. Burn, Baby Burn.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 31 January 2010
911 Trials Location Now Determined
To be Held in Backyard of Donald Rumsfeld. Donald to carry out sentences immediately thereon.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 31 January 2010
Gates Makes $ 10 B in Vaccine Pledge
The dangerous disease immunization program will be administered with pre-loaded syringes that come free in all Microsoft Seven Operating System Packages.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 31 January 2010
Taylor Swift Sets New Record
Weighing in at a trim 78lbs. beats all others for Music Industry's "Nothing from Nothing Leaves Nothing" Award.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 31 January 2010
Scott McCarron Accuses Phil Mickelson of Cheating with Old Clubs
But acknowledges if Tiger used the same clubs it wouldn't be cheating.
Can somebody please ring up ol' Tiger and tell him "its OK now?"....and hurry up about it.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 31 January 2010
U.S. Speeds Arms Build Up in Gulf
Another Invasion & Occupation Opportunity Awaits. Bush & Blair to be Reactivated
written by Richard DagNabbit, 31 January 2010
Serena Rules Down Under
Indeed she does. In between sets, she ripped some thunder that rocked the stadium.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 30 January 2010
Gay Dating Ad Sacked by CBS
"Not 2 Queer 4 U" ad featuring Rosie O'Donnell in a bath tub considered too scary for children.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 30 January 2010
Airlines Begin Putting Hundreds of Pilots on Furlough
As half the country is put on "No Fly List"
written by Richard DagNabbit, 30 January 2010
Could $$$ Deal End War with Taliban?
Sounds like Attila the Hun, All OveraGun
written by Richard DagNabbit, 30 January 2010
Justice Department Scrutinizing BCS Scheme
In ploy to get more free tickets to BCS Games for family and friends.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 30 January 2010
Toyota: Gas Pedal Fix Near
In the Meantime, Use only the Brake Pedal
written by Richard DagNabbit, 30 January 2010
Careers on the Rise and Fall
Falling: Postal Carrier, Bank Teller, Teacher, Human Resources Manager.
Rising: Government Executive, Torture Specialist, Presidential Grief Counselor, Burger Flipper, Spoof Writer.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 30 January 2010
Pentagon Starts Clock on Gay Women
New Rules to prohibit slow lifting of skirts for other women. Only quickies to be allowed.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 30 January 2010
Toyota Says New Gas Pedals Being Shipped From Afghanistan
Once installed, just step on the gas and KABOOM! you are now a land mine victim
written by Richard DagNabbit, 30 January 2010
Barbara Streisand: Corporations Taking Over U.S.
Really Barb, I hadn't noticed.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 30 January 2010
Texas Leads in High Growth Rate Cities for Spoofers
San Antonio, Texas leading with biggest Tall Tale Tellers next to Bush City
written by Richard DagNabbit, 30 January 2010
New Report: Ultrasound Not Foolproof
No matter the findings, it could still be an alien.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 30 January 2010
George Stephanopolous Learns He is Related to Hillary Clinton
through an ancient humanoid, Brainalessanus Assahollis
written by Richard DagNabbit, 30 January 2010
Government: Don't Send Breast Milk to Haiti
U.S. Troops Busy Inspecting all Functional Breasts, say Plenty to Go Around.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 30 January 2010
Honda Recalls 646,000 Cars
Says Fit for Fire Sales Only.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 30 January 2010
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