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"I genuinely did not understand I am not a sovereign nation."
News of the World dupes Sarah Ferguson into seeking EU bailout.
written by Catherine the Average, 23 November 2010
No charges as FBI raids hedge fund offices
Anemic economy blamed for lack of progress in screwing investors.
written by Catherine the Average, 23 November 2010
Royal Wedding Off?
Middleton considering postion after realizing she is not a contestant on "I'm A Celebrity..."
written by Catherine the Average, 23 November 2010
"Can't get much more miserable than that!"
Wills and Kate seek to avoid downhill slide of Charles and Diana by starting life together in Wales.
written by Catherine the Average, 23 November 2010
Beggars Can be Choosers
New poll shows 95% of Irish credit leprechauns for providing bail out funds.
written by Catherine the Average, 23 November 2010
British Constitutional Experts Confess
'truth be told we make it up as we go. Otherwise it doesn't pay terribly well.'
written by Catherine the Average, 23 November 2010
Lanky Daniel Day-Lewis to Play Lincoln
Susan Boyle tapped for Mary Todd.
written by Catherine the Average, 23 November 2010
The similarities end here
Middleton declines summer holiday on garish yacht with bonus trip to Paris.
written by Catherine the Average, 23 November 2010
Pope says he could resign if his health fails
No mention of logic or morality.
written by Catherine the Average, 23 November 2010
What do we do now?
Yanks to experience identity crisis if WikiLeaks actually does post 3 million U.S. secrets.
written by Catherine the Average, 23 November 2010
Irish Shrug Off Bailout
Poll shows 90% prefer a drink and a nice chat over solvency.
written by Catherine the Average, 23 November 2010
Ring of truth...
Chelsy Davy changes Facebook status to Also Ran.
written by Catherine the Average, 23 November 2010
Just let them cry it out
World ignores American cultural, political and economic melt down as yet another tantrum.
written by Catherine the Average, 21 November 2010
March of Time
Vague feeling of despair plagues job-holders and unemployed alike as work week looms.
written by Catherine the Average, 21 November 2010
Economy in perspective
Figures show UK debt smaller than Sarah Ferguson's.
written by Catherine the Average, 20 November 2010
Royal First
Princess Royal seen smiling in Reuters photograph.
written by Catherine the Average, 20 November 2010
No surprises on High Street
Cameron/Clegg both seen buying Brokeback Mountain Blu-Ray as Christmas gift for the other.
written by Catherine the Average, 20 November 2010
Best Man for the Job
Hillary Clinton caught on tape confessing she often shuns makes up and hair brushes as part of 2-prong plan to woo voters in next Presidential election or prepare for life as homeless person.
written by Catherine the Average, 20 November 2010
Wedding off?
Virgin/Vegan confusion may derail Royal marriage.
written by Catherine the Average, 20 November 2010
Grave disapproval?
Princess Margaret/Queen Mum will not attend Wills wedding under any circumstances.
written by Catherine the Average, 20 November 2010
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