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Healthy Adults Need Less Sleep as they Get Older
Hence the never ending do loop tapes of Lawrence Welk.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 01 February 2010
Is Taylor Swift Related to Twiggy?
Not Exactly, she's actually just a slice off the ol' Twig. A Very Thin Slice.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 01 February 2010
Who Buys a $ 27,000 Suitcase?
U.S. Government, that's who. All high level appointees need and equivalent to O'Bobma care for their documents and papers.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 01 February 2010
O'Bomba Wants Retirement Plan for All
One McDonaldyland hanburger per month and one bottle of Vodka to wash it down + O'Bomba Care
written by Richard DagNabbit, 01 February 2010
French President Sarkozy says "Bank System Operates Without Morals"
Since when has money lending ever had any?
written by Richard DagNabbit, 31 January 2010
French OK Burqa Ban
Suddenly the identities of 5,000,000 aliens will be known to all.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 31 January 2010
China Threatens "NO More Cheap Tires for U.S." over Taiwan Arms Deal
With a Chinese tread wear warranty of two months, who cares?
written by Richard DagNabbit, 31 January 2010
O'Bomba Administration: Stimulus Pays for 600,000 Jobs
Sure enough. However, those are new federal Government jobs, the most expensive form of welfare.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 31 January 2010
When Owning a Home Doesn't Pay
Anytime and All the Time in the U.S.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 31 January 2010
Doctors Skirt Airlift Logjam to Save Haitian Children
U.S. children in need get O'Bomba care.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 31 January 2010
Cheech and Chong's "Pot King" Marijuana Super Store Opens in California
The Oakland based Pot, Hashish and Hash Oil cafeteria style Super Store is expected to require all employees to at least start their shifts with their minds on the ground.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 31 January 2010
International Flight Diverted becasue of "Person of Interest" on Board
Reportedly, the "person of interest" was a mistress of a U.S. Senator heading for the presses.
Public "Confidence" could have been jeopardized!.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 31 January 2010
British Hostages: We're Being Badly Treated
All they feed us is American Fast Food.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 31 January 2010
Time: Are the Bible's Stories Actually True?
Of course! Archeologists will probably find Noah's Arc any day now near a petrified Garden of Eden.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 31 January 2010
Time Magazine: Is Football Just Too Dangerous?
Gee, I don't know, perhaps we should ask the European Soccer players if more pads are in order.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 31 January 2010
Smuggling Haitian Kids to U.S. is New Ilegal Boom Trade
Don't we have enough kids of our own already?
written by Richard DagNabbit, 31 January 2010
John Edwards and Tiger Woods to Team Up for New Consulting Firm
"SexMasters, LLC" Where Tiger will provide expert information on the finer points of shankster girl kinky sex STD's while John advises on the best way to destroy your family AND your career.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 31 January 2010
O'Bomba Prepares for Exit by Becoming College Hoops Analyst
According to experts, he has the "in and out" call down pat.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 31 January 2010
Why Taliban Fighters Can't Be Bought Off
They aren't American Fighters.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 31 January 2010
O'Bomba Learns the Lessons of Clinton
Specifically, the Lady Runs the House.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 31 January 2010
Passenger Catches TSA Police Asleep at Work wit Video
Military Tribunal and Summarial Execution to Follow
For the passenger, that is.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 31 January 2010
Wounded Leno Says "I'm Sorry for BF'n Conan...
It wasn't just a "BF'n" Jay it was a Power Bf'n
written by Richard DagNabbit, 31 January 2010
Backpeddling; O'Bomba Says "Deficit" will Prevent Recovery
Now that an excuse card has been tendered, here is a response:
Go to the Banker boys sell them back their worthless salami slices and level up the deficit.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 31 January 2010
O'Bomba Rail Project Could Have Job Creation Legacy
Corruption and Bribes Legacy More likely.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 31 January 2010
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