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Afghan pregnancy rate soars as UK bomb experts neutralise thousands of IUDs
'Ooops' say Ministry of Defence.
written by pinxit, 26 August 2010
Porn star found buried under patio
'He's hardcore' say police. More soon.
written by pinxit, 26 August 2010
Stig apologises after putting Clarkson into wall at 180mph
"If the bricklayer's upset, I'm sorry."
written by pinxit, 26 August 2010
Wife files for divorce from incontinent husband
He was 'given to sudden outbursts' she tells judge...
written by pinxit, 26 August 2010
John Terry regains Captain's armband after promise to 'tie a knot in it'
A leading London urinary tract specialist 'advises against it'.
written by pinxit, 26 August 2010
Michael Jackson: Final Autopsy Report released
"He died of 'kid-on-knee failure'" says Report.
written by pinxit, 26 August 2010
Cameron: 'No going back' as nuclear fuel rod inserted into Clegg
Doctors describe the Deputy Prime Minister's condition as 'critical'. More soon...
written by pinxit, 26 August 2010
New Bond movie: Peter Mandelson accepts role of Blofeld with one proviso
'No pussy-stroking'. More soon...
written by pinxit, 24 August 2010
Rowan Williams urges CofE anti-gay dissidents to 'sing from the same him-sheet'
More soon...
written by pinxit, 24 August 2010
Aussie psychic crocodile Dirty Harry eats retired psychic octopus Paul
'He didn't see that coming' says devastated German Aquarium owner.
written by pinxit, 24 August 2010
Court hears that faulty lie-detector gave suspect 'huge' electric shock
'Guilty, as charged.' says judge.
written by pinxit, 24 August 2010
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