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It's so hard to get good help
Barbara Bush says she didn't put miscarried fetus in a jar, maid did.
written by Catherine the Average, 25 November 2010
Palin attacks Michelle Obama's campaign on childhood obesity
Also denies she is running out of stupid things to say on the basis she does not know what stupid means.
written by Catherine the Average, 25 November 2010
Madonna responds to growing evidence of invasive TSA body searches
Plans year long cross country trip.
written by Catherine the Average, 25 November 2010
Hide in Plain Sight
Closeted U.S. Senators enthusiastically abandon airport toilets following brief on invasive TSA pat downs.
written by Catherine the Average, 25 November 2010
Only News Unfit to Print
Most read stories on news websites also most bizarre, sex-related or just plain stupid for 6,488th consecutive day.
written by Catherine the Average, 25 November 2010
Misunderstood History Could Kind of Repeat Itself
Tea Party announces plan to sell Manhattan to India.
written by Catherine the Average, 25 November 2010
Free Insulin Sample Inside
Daily Mail to publish special commemorative treacle on April 29th.
written by Catherine the Average, 25 November 2010
I hate you, hate you, HATE YOU! And I'm running away!
The Guardian to publish special commemorative wobbly on April 29th.
written by Catherine the Average, 25 November 2010
The Usual Suspects
Portuguese to blame Kate and Gerry McCann if national economy collapses.
written by Catherine the Average, 25 November 2010
Irish Demand Climate Change
Want Greek weather in exchange for accepting Greek financial situation.
written by Catherine the Average, 25 November 2010
Unfortunate Mistake
Cherie Blair clamped while bending over to tie trainer.
written by Catherine the Average, 25 November 2010
Irish Blessing Turns Curse
Roads will rise to meet you as pavement maintenance spending slashed.
written by Catherine the Average, 25 November 2010
Reality Show Contestant Shortage
Talentless attention seekers abandon television in favour of Google Street View.
written by Catherine the Average, 25 November 2010
The Friendly Skies
Unattractive Americans abandon misrepresenting appearance on internet dating sites in favour of sure-thing slap-and-tickle at airport security.
written by Catherine the Average, 25 November 2010
Good as Gold?
Irish consider potato as alternative currency.
written by Catherine the Average, 25 November 2010
Penny Drops
London transit unions realise strikes more effective when commuters don't know they're coming.
written by Catherine the Average, 25 November 2010
25,000 students rampage in London over uni fees
24,435 unsure of why or just trying to pull.
written by Catherine the Average, 25 November 2010
Fite the Defasit
Americans agree education spending can go in bid to reduce government spending.
written by Catherine the Average, 25 November 2010
Just like the Founding Puritans
Travelling Americans prefer body scans over sexy body searches, 23,439,983 to 1.
written by Catherine the Average, 25 November 2010
Tea Party Questions Presley's Patriotism
"Why just a blue Christmas? What about red & white?" rant party brass.
written by Catherine the Average, 23 November 2010
Breaking...
Other journo's scoop goes here whilst we frantically work the phones...
written by Catherine the Average, 23 November 2010
Developing...
Unconfirmed rumours too good to pass up go here.
written by Catherine the Average, 23 November 2010
Wee price fixing scandal?
News of the World pursuing claims unusually corrupt leprechauns behind spikes in gold price. Daily Mail and readers shocked and appalled by disgusting, greedy short people.
written by Catherine the Average, 23 November 2010
Harriet Harman: William Missed My Hints
Ex-Minister for Spoiling All the Fun admits she'd have chucked it all to become Queen.
written by Catherine the Average, 23 November 2010
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