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Burger King Sales Down; Spoof.com Site Traffic Up
Connection?
written by Richard DagNabbit, 02 February 2010
Pentagon Says "Supersize my Drone Fleet"
Spoofer Says: Bring Me Some California Pot, quickly.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 02 February 2010
CIA Buys Stake in Firm that Monitors Blogs, Tweets and Spoofs
Paranoia X 10 Has Finally Reached the Last Bastion of Sanity.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 02 February 2010
CIA Officers Moonlighting on Wall St.
Corporate Spooks for Wall St. Firms are actually active duty CIA Agents. Rumors are floating that Spoof.com has been infiltrated.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 02 February 2010
Will O'Bomba's Retirement Fixes Work?
They fixed my retirement wagon to be sure.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 02 February 2010
College Tuition Rate Hikes in Double Digits
Rates for Spoof Degrees also rising.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 02 February 2010
Inventor Unveils $7k Sex Robot
Says it took 7 years to develop. Critics say using Amy Winehouse for model perhaps not too bright. Robot turns on but owners don't.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 02 February 2010
$ 900 M Plan to Keep Vancouver Olympics Safe
Including millions in bonuses to bankers in the area.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 02 February 2010
New Senator's "Hunk Factor" Spoofed
Spoof.com's Mark Lowton denies responsibility
written by Richard DagNabbit, 02 February 2010
Arenas Expresses Regret in Op-Ed Piece
The 10 paragraph "I'm so Sorry" piece was submitted after 33 edits, 21 re-writes by league, team and agent representatives.
Arenas said his part was writing the words 'I'm so sorry I got caught."
written by Richard DagNabbit, 02 February 2010
Taylor Swift's Butterfinger's Moment
While attempting to rest the trophy on her chest, it fell as she realized she doesn't have one.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 02 February 2010
Why the Quest for Prosperity is Dangerous
Those who have the gold also have the biggest guns.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 02 February 2010
Goldman Sachs CEO Collects $ 100M Bonus
Under the table agreement gives O'Bomba and
Geithner 10% each.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 02 February 2010
New Chevy Volt is an Electrifying Drive
The econo-box requires holding both ends of the ignition wires while you drive. .
written by Richard DagNabbit, 02 February 2010
the US Government's Budget Process in Three Easy Steps
1. Steal all you can from citizens
2. Multiply X 10
3. Borrow the difference on the taxpayer's tab and SPEND, SPEND, SPEND!!!
written by Richard DagNabbit, 02 February 2010
O'Bomba Plans Tax Hike on Wealthy
Top Tier tax rate to increase to fifty cents on every million earned after deductions, credits, write downs, write offs and shelters
written by Richard DagNabbit, 02 February 2010
NASA Drops Moon Plan; Refocuses Mission
Will now try to establish colony here on earth.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 02 February 2010
Native Americans Tamed Turkeys in 800 b.c.
Treatise on the process needed by NBA Commissioner unable to tame turkey players.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 02 February 2010
Napalitano: Security Plan in Place for Super Bowl
The security plan, designed by Blackwater Security has 100 .50 caliber machine guns lining the top of the bowl with 10 Apache Helicopter Gunships circling if strafing is required.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 02 February 2010
Hethrow Deploys Advanced Body Scanners
Using Star Trek Technology, terror suspects can now be identified and beamed directly to GITMO. Passengers seen laughing at images of Gordon Brown or Tony Blair will be beamed into the Spoof.com site.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 02 February 2010
"No Child Left Behind" Program to Be Reworked by O'Bomba
Now all enrolled students will be Entitled to a Degree and Schools will be Mandated to give them out.
End Game.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 01 February 2010
Prince Harry Falls Off Horse While Trying to Mount
The Older Horse, Affectionately named "Camilla" has been known to be a bit feisty and only lets Charles mount from the rear.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 01 February 2010
Tebow Troubles?
1. Can't Throw
1. Taco Bell Store Manager Prospect.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 01 February 2010
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