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Sexual assault on town footbridge
Police say footbridge is 'shaky and traumatised'.
written by pinxit, 15 November 2010
Health and Safety enter The Priory for 'psychiatric evaluation'
"As suspected, they've gone mad." says specialist.
written by pinxit, 10 November 2010
A Crap Ash
For the poor people of Indonesia: Equally as bad for America, it's an anagram of SARAHPAC.
written by pinxit, 05 November 2010
'Remastered Classics' trend continues with new Disney release
'Mary Poppouts 3D'
written by pinxit, 30 October 2010
US Marine Pulls Out of Afghan Hound
'He shouldn't have been in there in the first place' says Bang Ki-Moon.
written by pinxit, 28 October 2010
Aquarium Releases Last Words of Paul the Ironic Octopus
'So long, suckers!'
written by pinxit, 26 October 2010
Monty gets munchies during Ryder Cup
He misheard team live radio transmission "Fisher chips"...
written by pinxit, 05 October 2010
Tony Curtis' wig to be buried in separate ceremony
Hair today, gone tomorrow...
written by pinxit, 30 September 2010
Frumpy Woman Stuffs Pink Pussy in Bin Laden
It's been a crazy Summer for news...
written by pinxit, 25 September 2010
New stand-up comedian wows UN
"Ah'm a dinner jacket" cracks Iranian President
written by pinxit, 24 September 2010
Brit Fish & Chip Shop owner battered to death
'He tastes better than the haddock' say customers.
written by pinxit, 23 September 2010
Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus, Paris Hilton, Sarah Palin & LiLo in same bed
New varieties of roses unveiled at IOW Flower Show
written by pinxit, 23 September 2010
Tesco to sell Viagra at their Pharmacy counters
CEO says "We're ready to up-size".
written by pinxit, 21 September 2010
Controversial D.H. Lawrence Classic updated
Pandering to youth market, Penguin publish "Lady GaGa's Liver".
written by pinxit, 21 September 2010
Pope praises British Army for being 'Good Catholics'
As they pull out of Sangin at the last minute...
written by pinxit, 20 September 2010
Northern Supermarket launch rival to Ocado
A new online Grocery Home Deliveries Service was unveiled today...
'VAN MORRISONS'
written by pinxit, 16 September 2010
Prince Phillip greets Pope and 'touches cloth'
While bending down to kiss the Pope's ring, the Duke shat himself.
written by pinxit, 16 September 2010
'I got ripped in 3 minutes' claim
Teenager Errol Dando broke into the lions' enclosure at London Zoo. A hospital spokesman said 'Errol is ripped alright'.
written by pinxit, 14 September 2010
Hurricane Earl upgraded to 'Business Class'
'I need to stretch my legs and get rid of all this trapped wind" he said.
written by pinxit, 03 September 2010
Man dies of embarrassment in Paris Hilton
Well, wouldn't you...?
written by pinxit, 03 September 2010
FOOTBALL: Portsmouth FC 's naval fans unhappy with their form
'Boo Boo Sailors' are back in football grounds.
written by pinxit, 27 August 2010
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