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Palin on WikiBitchSlaps
"If Obama thinks Cameron is a light weight, what does that make me?"
written by Catherine the Average, 30 November 2010
Harriet Harman gingers Santa Claus
"A patriarchal white Y-chromosone who reinforces perception stereotypes about the mood of the metabolically relaxed and annually fails to provide equally for income minimalists."
written by Catherine the Average, 30 November 2010
No problem to big to solve: Palin
"If people didn't think so much they could solve every problem, like, yesterday. When I got a problem I just do whatever the first thought is I get and look at me!"
written by Catherine the Average, 30 November 2010
Santa Claus anti-labour?
Harriet Harman demands lumps of coal come only from unionized mines.
written by Catherine the Average, 30 November 2010
Palin proposes solution to WikiLeaks problem
"Just go to the Walgreens or something and buy a coupla boxes of WikiDepends. This foreign policy stuff is easy."
written by Catherine the Average, 30 November 2010
America is a two-faced little bee-otch!
WikiLeaks disclosures threaten to expose US foreign policy as quite similar to the plot of Mean Girls.
written by Catherine the Average, 28 November 2010
Palin admits even she knows she can't be elected President
But is determined to press on 'havin' a blast!'
written by Catherine the Average, 27 November 2010
Gold Vase for Sale on e-Bay
Queen launches official e-Bay shop as Royal Tour of Middle East approaches conclusion.
written by Catherine the Average, 27 November 2010
"The wedding's on me!"
Queen arrives in Oman and receives gold vase and egg in the style of Faberge from Sultan.
written by Catherine the Average, 27 November 2010
Lloyd-Webber offers to write song for Wills & Kate
Declined on basis they're hoping for a long run.
written by Catherine the Average, 27 November 2010
Sometimes you don't have to make 'em up
from The Telegraph website: Abba star loses bankruptcy dispute with Buddhist monk
written by Catherine the Average, 27 November 2010
"Gaia works in mysterious ways"
Harriet Harman sees bright side in economic downturn, citing reduced capacity to celebrate "Imperialist, class-dividing, Christocentric late December event."
written by Catherine the Average, 26 November 2010
Pay Per View Stunt Fails
The Times hires publisher of The Big Issue to boost sales
written by Catherine the Average, 26 November 2010
Palin May Divorce to Support Presidential Bid
Admits confusion as to whether being married to the First Lady conflicts with her opposition to gay marriage.
written by Catherine the Average, 26 November 2010
American delight in stupidity declining
National Association of Morons president Ima Bitthick: "Palin giving us a bad name."
written by Catherine the Average, 25 November 2010
Palin Clarifies North Korea Remark
"I meant stand with our ally Gonorrhea."
written by Catherine the Average, 25 November 2010
"I can't take it anymore"
Tina Fey considering cosmetic surgery after latest Sarah Palin gaffe.
written by Catherine the Average, 25 November 2010
Unintended hilarity
Republican Platform passes for Spoof story.
written by Catherine the Average, 25 November 2010
YAbu Dabai Doo
Royals express disappointment Fred Flintstone not on hand to greet them during foreign tour.
written by Catherine the Average, 25 November 2010
Palin Corrects North Korea Gaffe
Says she now realizes it did not fight for the Union during the Civil War.
written by Catherine the Average, 25 November 2010
David Cameron keen to poll Britons on level of happiness
Daily Mail readers excluded on basis nothing makes them happy.
written by Catherine the Average, 25 November 2010
Ingrates
Palin criticizes UK for failing to celebrate Thanksgiving 'for like the thousandeth time'; vows to keep assaulting the English language in protest.
written by Catherine the Average, 25 November 2010
William vows to remain close to new in-laws
Party Pieces now expected to fit up Westminster Abbey for next coronation.
written by Catherine the Average, 25 November 2010
Palin Calls Obama Soft On Terror
Cites turkey pardon as evidence.
written by Catherine the Average, 25 November 2010
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