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O'Bomba Blasts GOP; Talks Jobs in N.H.
Says he has a job but is looking for something in banking or insurance.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 03 February 2010
Alexi Giannoulias Wins Opportunity to Run for Dems
whose uncle is George Stephanopoulos is running for s seat previously appointed by Rod Blagojevich.
What ever happened to John Smith?
written by Richard DagNabbit, 03 February 2010
Four Things to Never Tell Your Insurance Company
1. Your father is an Insurance law Attorney
2. You see your policy as a savings account
3. You have five other policies on your wife
4. Your source of income is writing for Spoof.com
written by Richard DagNabbit, 03 February 2010
AIG Staffers Accept $ 20M Reduction in Bonus Payouts
Shortly after they were tripled before the story was released.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 03 February 2010
New Wave of Property Forclosures Looming
Fortunately, the 64 Bit Spoof.com Building which houses thousands of spoof writers, is mortgage free.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 03 February 2010
Government: Airline Bomb Suspect Talking
"Osama showed me how, then he gave me Taliban buyout money to travel around the world with."
written by Richard DagNabbit, 03 February 2010
Phillips: Sex with Dad Not Consentual
More can be found at BedtimeStories4Kids.com
written by Richard DagNabbit, 03 February 2010
"G.I. Janes" Training to Protect Iraq
Bet they don't look anything like Demi Moore.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 02 February 2010
Federal Census Promise: "We Won't Turn in Illegals"
We're just making a list of them for the hell of it. Honest.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 02 February 2010
Michael Jackson's Doctor to Surrender
As they say, what the hey, somebody's got to pay
written by Richard DagNabbit, 02 February 2010
Colin Montgoerie says Ryder Cup Will Be Diminished if Tiger Doesn't Play
Fans say it might be if Colin does play.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 02 February 2010
Jets Coach Fined 25K for Obscene Jestures
Quickly hired by the White House, he will now act a sign language interpreter for Rahm Emanuel.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 02 February 2010
IQuitarod Queen Demands Rahm Emanuel be Fired
Palin, who quit, says Emanuel had his chance to quit but now should be fired. Barracks O'Bomba, who wants to quit will meet with Karl Rove on the subject of being fired on FOX News Tonight.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 02 February 2010
Military's Top Uniformed Officer: Lift Gay Ban...
and form Homo Brigades
written by Richard DagNabbit, 02 February 2010
Jessica Simpson's True Identity Revealed
None other than Britain's Cherry Cola.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 02 February 2010
US Senators Want to Pull 9/11 Trial Funds from Budget
"No need for any of that silliness."
written by Richard DagNabbit, 02 February 2010
Jessica Simpson Shopping Spoofers for Love?
Says Top Writers like Skoob give her "ogasisms"
written by Richard DagNabbit, 02 February 2010
Why Presidents Break Campaign Promises
Promises are hopes, for dopes.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 02 February 2010
Gates: Fewer Gay Troops to be Fired
Typo; Correction: Gay Troopers may not may not engage while under fire.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 02 February 2010
Congressional Hearings on "Don't Ask Don't Tell" Over; Spoofers Prevail
If Boss asks if you have been spoofing him, you don't have to tell.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 02 February 2010
Pope to Visit UK; Hopes to find Recruits
Anglicans to welcome with rotten fruits - and a boot.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 02 February 2010
Wauchovia Bank Charging Fees to Make Donations to Haiti Relief Funds
They just have to get a bonus on every single event. Next thing they will be looking for ways to cause earthquakes as a profit making enterprise.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 02 February 2010
Can Spoofer Surge Achieve World Peace?
WE can only hope.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 02 February 2010
Blair: "I Had No Covert Deal with Bush"
He dropped his drawers and I took orders.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 02 February 2010
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