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Military Advice Part 19:
In 1935, a French visitor asked Soviet leader Josef Stalin if he thought Pope Pius XI might prove to be an ally, Stalin replied: "The Pope! how many divisions has he got?"
written by Inchcock, 23 June 2010
Military Advice Part 18:
"Just drive down that road, until you get blown up" - General George Patton, to reconnaissance troops 1944
written by Inchcock, 23 June 2010
Military Advice Part 17:
"If your bayonet breaks, strike with the stock. If the stock gives way, hit him with your fists. If your fists are hurt, bite him with your teeth" - General Mikhail I. Dragomirov 1890.
written by Inchcock, 23 June 2010
Military Advice Part 16:
"An Army: Is a body of men assembled to rectify the mistakes of the diplomats." - Josephus Daniels
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Military Advice Part 15:
"Gentlemen, we are being killed on the beaches. Lets go inland and be killed." - - General Norman Cota: Omaha Beach, 1944
written by Inchcock, 23 June 2010
Military Advice Part 14:
"War is God's way of teaching soldiers about geography."
- Ambrose Bierce
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Military Advice Part 12:
"Try to stay in the middle of the air. Don't go near the edges of it. The edges of the air are recognized by the appearance of ground, buildings, sea, trees. It is much more difficult to fly there."
written by Inchcock, 23 June 2010
Military Advice Part 11:
The three most common expressions (or famous last words) in aviation are: "Why is it doing that?", "Where are we?" and "Oh Shit!" - RAF Training Officer
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Military Advice Part 10:
"Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid." - Sergeant Major Eric Hopkinson 1962
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Military Advice Part 9:
"It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed." - U.S. Air Force Manual
written by Inchcock, 23 June 2010
Military Advice Part 8:
"Aim towards the Enemy." - Instruction actually printed on a US Rocket Launcher
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Military Advice Part 7:
Duck! - millions of soldiers over the years!
written by Inchcock, 23 June 2010
Military Advice Part 6:
The test pilot climbed out of the experimental aircraft, after it'd crash landed, the rescuer said: "What happened?". The pilot's reply: "I don't know, I just got here myself (Lockheed test pilot)
written by Inchcock, 23 June 2010
Military Advice Part 5:
"Mankind has a perfect record in aviation, we have never left one up there!" - Squadron Leader Baverstock 1944
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Military Advice Part 4:
"When one engine fails on a twin-engine aeroplane you always have enough power left to get you to the scene of the crash." - RAF Manual
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Military Advice Part 3:
"Five second fuses only last three seconds." - Infantry Journal
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Military Advice Part 2:
"Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons." - General MacArthur
written by Inchcock, 23 June 2010
Military Advice Part 1:
"If the enemy is in range, so are you." - Infantry Journal
written by Inchcock, 23 June 2010
You Know You've Been On Line Too Long...
When you find yourself getting a tattoo done that says "This body best viewed with Internet Explorer 6.0."
written by Inchcock, 23 June 2010
Politician's Ode
Their fiddle skills do often arise,
The hope of voter they often capsize,
Our hopes they always neutralise,
They claim to clever and always wise,
But we all know, that this is lies!
written by Inchcock, 23 June 2010
Regarding Invention
The retention of invention,
Must be a natural convention,
And there must be no dissension,
Must be no circumvention,
Or it will lead to intellectual dissension.
written by Inchcock, 23 June 2010
Sir Stanley Matthews Grave Disturbed
M E Stoker, caretaker, explained that no permanent damage had been done. It was just Sir Stanley turning in his grave!
written by Inchcock, 22 June 2010
Sir Stanley Matthews Grave Disturbed Again
M E Stoker, caretaker, explained that no permanent damage had been done. It was just Sir Stanley turning in his grave, and the tears of shame and laughter loosened the surrounding soil!
written by Inchcock, 22 June 2010
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