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New Political Party to be Declared!
Our unpaid reporter Inchcock Chambers, reveals a new party to be formed in Britain. Named the "Outer Peruvian Pregnant Kangaroo Appreciation Party. Contact details for both members to follow.
written by Inchcock, 30 June 2010
Pressing Question from the Sun
Daily Sun today declared the most essential question that needs an answer is:
"At a movie theatre which arm rest is yours?"
written by Inchcock, 29 June 2010
Reporter Inchcock Keeps Mobile
Inchcock Chambers, our decrepit unpaid reporter, has sold his beloved Skoda Estelle, due to rust, and pollution laws. We have helped him financially of course. We have bought him a monthly bus pass.
written by Inchcock, 29 June 2010
Unemployed to Work Longer!
Our unpaid reporter Inchcock Chambers, with sorrow, and sadness, reports that unemployed men over the age of 60, will be forced to work until they are seventy shortly. He says he is confused!
written by Inchcock, 28 June 2010
John Prescott Speaks
We asked John Prescott, Did you realise you have speech writers available? re his 1998 statement "The green belt is a Labour achievement, and we mean to build on it", my parentage was questioned!
written by Inchcock, 28 June 2010
TUC Acting Unfair?
Why is it that the TUC continue to refuse membership to the Union of Gas Lamp Whick Trimmers Almalgamated?
written by Inchcock, 28 June 2010
Government Minister Clarifies Future Plans
Lord Uppercrust Uppingham, explained: " The intentions of the government are that of calculated benevolence, with miscellaneously incorporated safeguards against generosity.
written by Inchcock, 24 June 2010
Digital number plates planned - June 2010
California is considering using digital car number plates, which would switch to advertisements when vehicles were stuck in traffic, as a way to raise money to tackle its $19 billion budget deficit.
written by Inchcock, 23 June 2010
Cargo - Shipment
Why is it if you send a package by Ship it is called Cargo, and if you send it by Car it is called a Shipment?
written by Inchcock, 23 June 2010
Politicians Deep Down!
The reason they bury politicians 26 feet under is because deep down they're nice guys.
written by Inchcock, 23 June 2010
Books & Politicians
David Cameron has signed a £10 million deal to write a book by 2012. Isn't that amazing? Yes, and get this, not only that, Gordon Brown has signed a £10 million deal to read a book by 2015!
written by Inchcock, 23 June 2010
News in Newspapers
It amazes me how the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the daily newspaper?
written by Inchcock, 23 June 2010
Military Advice 31:
The best armour is staying out of gun-shot range - Alfonso Gabrieli, Italian soldier.
written by Inchcock, 23 June 2010
Military Advice 30:
At a diplomatic conference, Nazi Foreign Minister Ribbentrop said 'That if there was another war, the Italians would be on Germany's side!' Churchill replied: "that's only fair, we had um last time!"
written by Inchcock, 23 June 2010
Military Advice 29:
"Don't touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls who may be spies, and bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads, they're not accidental." Soviets 1930's
written by Inchcock, 23 June 2010
Military Advice 28:
Reply to being asked if footage of the front line massacres could be shown at cinemas.
"If we let people see that kind of thing, there would never again be any war again, oh no." - Pentagon official,
written by Inchcock, 23 June 2010
Military Advice 27:
"Artillerymen believe the world consist of two types of people; other Artillerymen and targets." - Unknown
written by Inchcock, 23 June 2010
Military Advice 26:
"Artillerymen believe the world consist of two types of people; other Artillerymen and targets." - Unknown
written by Inchcock, 23 June 2010
Military Advice 25:
The fastest way to find your Sergeant is to nod off - Known by all ranks.
written by Inchcock, 23 June 2010
Military Advice 24:
"Any ship can be a minesweeper... once." - Captain Kessler 1940
written by Inchcock, 23 June 2010
Military Advice Part 23:
"You, you, and you... panic. The rest of you, come with me."
- U.S. Marine Corps Gunnery Sgt.
written by Inchcock, 23 June 2010
Military Advice Part 22:
"A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit." - Army's magazine of preventive maintenance
written by Inchcock, 23 June 2010
Military Advice Part 21:
"I'd rather have a German Division in front of me than a French one behind." - General George S. Patton
written by Inchcock, 23 June 2010
Military Advice Part 20:
Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammo is cheap. Life is expensive - US Marine Manual
written by Inchcock, 23 June 2010
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