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Honest Politician Claim Debunked
William Hague, has apologised for his silly claim - he
made it up while drunk, and not in bed with one of his male colleagues.
written by Inchcock, 14 December 2010
Unemployed to be deported
William Hagyou, stated today that Job Seekers claiming benefit, could be deported to save the country money. Where to has yet to be decided.
written by Inchcock, 03 August 2010
Gordon Brown's Bank Accounts to be Investigated
The Fraud Squad said: "We have received tips that GB was on the fiddle, we'll check his bank/investment accounts to look for any fraud"
We anticipate the investigation will take about 5 years.
written by Inchcock, 02 August 2010
Members of Parliament to star in new film!
Several members have been offered a part in the new film 'Honest Men', being made at 'Unemployed Studio's', Nottingham. Commenter's say this film will not be believable, a total fantasy.
written by Inchcock, 02 August 2010
Britain to produce the new 'Die Hard' film
It is to be titled 'Pass Away with Difficulty'. It will star the retired Prime Minister, Gordon Brown, acting as an honest man.
written by Inchcock, 02 August 2010
New European Remake of '3 Coins in the Fountain'
Albert Entwistle studios, are to produce a new version of the famous film '3 Coins in the Fountain' - it will be titled '02 Euro's in the Fountain'
written by Inchcock, 02 August 2010
David Cameron has emergency operation!
Private hospital staff confirmed today that Mr Cameron was admitted, and operated on to remove a 'silver spoon' - unfortunately the operation was not a success.
written by Inchcock, 01 August 2010
Eton start new Acedemic Course
Eton College, developed a new academic course for 2010. A first in the educational world. The Course is titled 'Political Survival Training' Modules include Fiddling, Lying, & Advanced Nepotism.
written by Inchcock, 01 August 2010
I. F.Iddle MP Selected as Candidate
Old Etonian Irwin Francis Iddle. has been selected for the candidate in the constituency of Robumallville.
written by Inchcock, 01 August 2010
Cameron's speech analysed
..skeleton in our cupboard. A simpleton when first starting, I detonated my self into action, with come to next...
Guess what? Four Eton's mentioned!
written by Inchcock, 24 July 2010
What's the secret of your success?
Asked how he had he had advanced over the years in the political sphere, Chancellor Osborne, 38, replied: "I started off years ago with no ideas, nothing - I still have most of it left"
written by Inchcock, 16 July 2010
Report on BP Clean-Up
Gulf of Mexico cleanup workers - contracted fishermen - are being told they'll be fired if they wear protective gear. BP isn't providing the gear, said if workers wear respirators, they will be fired.
written by Inchcock, 09 July 2010
Counterfeit Italian Palma Hams
Italian ham police seized 1,000 Parma hams they were stamped with fake trademarks. The phony baloney hams didn't follow the instructions so they were lesser quality. The offenders were Ukranian.
written by Inchcock, 09 July 2010
Curry Hand Grenade Developed
India has developed a new nonlethal weapon in the war on terror: the curry hand grenade. It packs curry, peppers and phosphorous creating a cloud that brings people to their knees within seconds.
written by Inchcock, 09 July 2010
Replica World Cup made of Cocaine
Police disovered one of two world cup replica's made of cocaine today in Columbia. The 2nd one was believed to have been presented to the England 2010 world cup squad.
written by Inchcock, 09 July 2010
£325,000worth of Coins Metal Detected
Joe Dew found a hoard of more than 52,000 coins buried in an enormous pot in county Somerset. The coins date from the third century and some were minted by Emperor Gordon Brown the 1st.
written by Inchcock, 09 July 2010
Foul play ruled out
An inquest has determined there was no foul play in the death of a 64-year-old British woman last October. The cause of death was apparently related to her sexual excitement while watching porn.
written by Inchcock, 09 July 2010
Pathway to be temporarily closed
The river bank path between Leeds & Hutton is to be closed for river defence work. Very popular with rapists, muggers and MPs alike, this news will come as a great disappointment to many.
written by Inchcock, 09 July 2010
Dementia Awareness Week
New figures launched to coincide with Dementia Awareness Week show a six-fold increase in the number of Members of Lords taking part in vital research into dementia.
written by Inchcock, 09 July 2010
Battersea Dogs Home Shock
Shock News: Today it was revealed that Battersea Dogs Home has been forced to close down.
They have had to call in the Official Retriever!
written by Inchcock, 09 July 2010
Gordon Brown's Aide
Reporter Inchcock, met with G Brown's aide today, to find some snippets about him, but G Brown came into the room as he was about to reveal them. The aide said, not to worry, I'll spell it out to you!
written by Inchcock, 07 July 2010
Gordon Brown at Academy
It's been reported that Gordon Brown is now attending the Mental Science Academy. When asked "What is he studying?", his aide said "Nothing, they are studying him!"
written by Inchcock, 07 July 2010
Artificial Hearts Developed
Revealing the avaiablility of artificial hearts on the NHS, Doctor Amanda Ginanlyme claimed: 'Artificial hearts are nothing new. Politicians have had them for years.'
written by Inchcock, 01 July 2010
Senior Citizens - New Government Proposals
Ministers today revealed that they will eventually have to work until they are 85, those opting for an extension until they are 109 will be offered an automatic place in the House of Lords.
written by Inchcock, 01 July 2010
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