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Nottingham Man locked up for his own safety
Nick Myend, (unemployed) was arrested today after claiming he saw two police constables on foot, patrolling his street in a Nottingham suburb.
He is to be referred for phycologist reports.
written by Inchcock, 30 May 2011
William Vague on Desires
William Vague, 1st Secretary of State for the Coalition Government, is to support the EU declaration of Gay Rights. His fellow hotel dwelling personal assistants Julian and Gaylord agree.
written by Inchcock, 29 May 2011
Ed Miliband to wed in Nott's
The hideaway Langar Hall hotel near Nottingham is where the couple will marry on May 27th.
Labour voters are concerned that he will remain in a hideaway, where he's been since coming to power!
written by Inchcock, 25 May 2011
Government Issues Free Medication to the Proletariat
In an effort to appease the antipathy shown by the unemployed, sick, and aged voters - Cameron is to distribute free tubes of 'Antisceptic' Disinfectant, to be taken in conjunction with VAT rises.
written by Inchcock, 27 April 2011
Investigation - David Cameron has been hacked!
Police today called at Downing Street, in response to claims that David Cameron had been hacked into.
They took away the Prime Ministers Etch-a-Sketch for analysis.
written by Inchcock, 07 February 2011
Nick Clegg refuses film role!
Nick Clegg today changed his mind about taking a film role offer, he thought to play Indiana Jones, when he found out it was to play Corporal Jones in the new 'Dads Army' film.
written by Inchcock, 03 February 2011
Cameron to do whistle tour of the UK!
Our reporter asked him if he would be visiting places like Nottingham, Durham, and Sunderland.
We left with the question unanswered, and David and aides consulting a book of place names and a map!
written by Inchcock, 20 January 2011
Royal College Developing Drugs to make People more intelligent
Prof Irk said: The costs will be astronomical, but MPs & Bankers would likely be our clients.
Commented Mr Pro Latariet, "Christ, we'll never catch then expense fiddling then!
written by Inchcock, 20 January 2011
Shocker! Cher has a twin Sister!
We asked Cher's mother about this claim, and she said: "Oh, it was Cher and Cher alike!"
written by Inchcock, 19 January 2011
Call from the Pope to reduce crime in the UK!
Hearing this appeal from His Holiness, the Rt Hon Kenneth Clarke, Secretary of State for Justice replied: "I'm sorry, I promise to reduce it, I'll ask the other members of the cabinet to desist".
written by Inchcock, 16 January 2011
William Hague Memo - Error or not?
A memo written by Willie Hague with the following passage, misspelt or otherwise: '..as soon as I get my Daily Male today...' - has caused his beloved Ffion to investigate further!
written by Inchcock, 15 January 2011
MP's Propose to Fund Charities to Help Cope with VAT Rise!
Details of the MPs funding of national charities, to help alleviate the effects of the VAT rises will be released shortly.
We expect both MPs donating to do it anonymously.
written by Inchcock, 12 January 2011
Cameron's depression diagnosed
Doctors today explained why David has been depressed.
It was because the country has no car making companies, or deep coal pits left to close down, and unemployment is only rising at 15% per week.
written by Inchcock, 10 January 2011
Proof William Hague is not gay!
A letter was sent to Ffion Hague, stating they had not had sex with Willy in a hotel bedroom was signed by Damien, Wilberforce, Twinkle, Julian, Antoine, Dominic, Shirley, Octavio, Tyquan and Xavier.
written by Inchcock, 09 January 2011
Stephen Barclay MP to be prosecuted for expense fiddle!
Stephen Barclay MP is to be prosecuted for expense fiddle!
He commented, you can bank on my being cleared - Rt Hon Kenneth Clarke QC who will be sitting on the trial says so!
written by Inchcock, 09 January 2011
Premier Cameron to have Surgery!
Dr Spoon Ingob, from Eton Hospital, explained it was just part of general operations being carried out on old Etonians to remove any strands of humanity that might have developed since leaving Eton.
written by Inchcock, 06 January 2011
GTC Considering Suing UK Government
'Global Trees Campaign' are considering suing the UK Government, for excessive use of paper.
Cameron explained: "It's the demand for Expense Forms causing the problem, we can do nothing about this.
written by Inchcock, 06 January 2011
Minor Earthquake in Yorkshire UK
The Rt Hon Iain Duncan Smith Sec of State for Work and Pensions, was asked for his comments. He told us as it happened at 2100hrs, those on benefits cannot use it as an excuse not to sign on.
written by Inchcock, 04 January 2011
Unemployed Scroungers to get help soon!
London's pathetic unemployed scroungers to be assisted!
The Council for Civil Liberties will visit and investigate them at the House of Lords this week!
written by Inchcock, 03 January 2011
New Film Series Coming Out Soon!
Inchcock Films Inc. of the Shortend Medical Centre, Grovelend Lane in Nottingham UK - are to shortly produce a new film series, to be called "The "Chronicles of Hernia"
written by Inchcock, 02 January 2011
A lump of pure gold the size of a matchbox....
Statement released from Eton science lab:
'A lump of pure gold the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court'
Well anticipate the unemployed find this interesting!
written by Inchcock, 02 January 2011
Alien Help Arrived
Aliens have abducted the most crooked people from our planet - no politicians left on earth!
written by Inchcock, 02 January 2011
William Jefferson Hague - names his lovers!
Mr Hague, to publish book about his lovers. This will take some time to get to print due to errors by the publisher - Erica for Eric, James for Joan, and Mario for Mary to be changed amongst others!
written by Inchcock, 31 December 2010
Hague on Gay Rights
First Secretary of State William Hague is said could go either way along with the PM on the gay rights vote.
written by Inchcock, 29 December 2010
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